If there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years, it’s that when you drink too much of the Whiskey, there’s only one cure: strappin’ in and riding ‘til your face freezes off. So we let the Militia have the warm months ... Brociety is here for the endless winter. There’s a lot to consider when it comes to divvying up your funds: dog food, human food, shiny objects, gas for the ol’ rustmobile. All those things add up, making it hard to scrounge the cash for a new board, a jacket your older brother hasn’t worn, or bindings with all the original straps, all while maintaining your steeze. Brociety knows the score. And we’re here to make sure you can get the board, the binders, and the jacket and still have enough leftover to feed X-Ray Dog the SuperBeagle.
We give you one insane deal after another on seriously sick snowboard gear. As soon as one deal sells out, a new item pops up to re-stimulate your lusticles. The first deal drops every night at midnight (MT) and sells ’til it’s gone (which doesn’t take long, so stay spry). Then another deal slides in and sells out, then another, then another. You become hopelessly hooked, and eventually your eyeballs start to bleed.
Here's how it goes down:
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Those who come falsely to Brociety seeking monetary gain, take heed: our agents are many and our reach is long.
Abuse will result in punishment of a most unpleasant nature (think Dick Cheney in a thong).
You’ve been warned.